New Demotivational Poster
DICK CLARK HAS DIED. - WE CAN NO LONGER RING IN THE NEW YEAR ... WELL PLAYED MAYANS, WELL PLAYED !
ANNOUCEMENT - IKEA has announced it's intentions to sell cars. Some of us are going to be in deep shit. Battery not included!
NEW DRINK -
FACEBOOK NEWSFEED -
NEWS ORGANIZATIONS - making sure you get nothing but the truth
HOW MUCH WOOD -
Never saw it Coming -
DO YOU REALLY NEED... - To read the story?
ANONYMOUS - Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. Oscar Wilde
PUBLIC DRUNKENESS - Even after a few drinks, you can keep yourself heathy with new age treatments
HAPPY NEW YEAR - If you look like this New Years day then You must have had a good time!!!
MERRY CHRISTMAS -
J... E... T... S... - Just End The Stupidity!
LIFE - Don't take life too seriously You won't get out alive anyway
A NEW PARENT...SHHHHH -
1-2-3 - that's how elementary it's gonna be
MERRY CHRISTMAS - And a happy New Year to you and yours
IN NEW YORK CITY - one of these items is considered too dangerous for your health to be legal
My Lord... -
hajj stampede -
SAME SONG - different day
RECRUITING - I find your lack of faith in the effectiveness of baked goods disturbing
SMART CARS - Now available in awesome!
LADY LIBERTY & LADY JUSTICE - Have a true reason to celebrate liberty, equality and justice in New York today.
OLD PROS -
HAPPY NEW YEAR! -
RIFLES - The new generation of toys.
HAVE A SEAT -
BEATLES KILLING TREES - So that was their plan all along.
EX WIFE VISIT -
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! - May the coming year be as bountiful for you as this one was for Death, Grim [email protected], and... Hey, who's the new guy?
NINJA FACEPALM - Do you think they saw me ?
EDUCATION - has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading.
NEW ZEALAND -
THE BIG TIME -
ITS A NEW YEAR -
PLANS FOR THE NEW YEAR -
POLITICAL CARTOONS - Somehow, this gives you better information than all twelve years of FOX News Channel put together.
OH NO NOT AGAIN. - "Oh no, not again," is what flashed through the mind of Douglas Adams who had suddenly been called into existence several miles above the surface of an alien planet.
NEW WORLD ORDER CONSPIRACY THEORISTS - Because the old world order kicked ass.
BRUCE AND THE DEVIL - I Like the FAT GUY on the LEFT!
HAPPY NEW YEAR -
MEXICANS ON RAPTORS - crossing the border when they damn well please
TWILIGHT - Yeah, That's More Like It
BREAKING NEWS - Gang of Virgins terrorize City Centre.
SIGN LANGUAGE -
US GOVERNMENT'S NEW LOGO -
POLITICAL CORRECTNESS - Empowering women with more executive clout than the Patriot Act
OBVIOUSNESS - Some people just can't resist it.
THOSE WACKY ASIANS - They'll eat anything!
HAPPY 2011..!! - Best Wishes To You All... May Your Creative Juices Flow... And Cubby's Search Engines Never Slow...
OSCAR - he's only a Grouch because some blue guy keeps eating his cookies
BESTIALITY OR NECROPHILIA? - Which team are you on?
FRESHEN UP! -
AMSTERDAM - This is why it's so much better than New York
back door -
THE END OF THE WORLD -
NEWSPAPER DRESS -
NEW YORK SODA BAN - This just in... New Yorkers too stupid to make their own decisions.
YOU'LL ALWAYS HAVE A SPECIAL PLACE - in my heart . Now that place has padded walls, bars on the doors and windows. Oh, I have the only key!
ALCOHOLISM - Because even in this economy, someone will buy you a drink.
BREAKING NEWS - Sometimes you need see it to believe
NEW DADS - It takes a while to train them
WHAT GOES UP MUST COME DOWN -
BREAKING NEWS - Authorities have learned the identity of the last person with Whitney Houston the night of her death .
RICHARD GERES HAMSTER -
THE TEA PARTY - Are part of the NEW WORLD ORDER
GALILEO GALILEI - Thinks Newton should suck it
SAINTS - New Orleans Saints 2009/2010 Super Bowl winner
DOING IT RIGHT -
MY DAUGHTER -
ANOTHER WAY MEN ARE DIFFERENT FROM WOMEN - Women like to recycle where as men prefer to buy new
NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION - Remember to put "2012" and not "2011" on every place I write the date on
CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW -
THE HOLY GRAIL - FOUND IT!
CAPTAIN KATHRYN JANEWAY - Was never the same after "meeting" her hero... James Tiberius Kirk
K-9 NARCS - I swear, Officer, that weed's not mine! The bitch set me up! (It's always the ones you least suspect.)
WATERSHIP DOWN 2 - The untold story: After the carnage!
INCOMPETENCE - "The erection of the new statue, I thought you said take a picture of the.... forget it..."
A DOUCHE - The correct answer to: What is a guy with a maori tattoo who is clearly not a maori
NEW MEXICO - Like regluar Mexico, but with more UFOs
BIG BARDA - Mr. Miracle is one lucky sonavabitch!
NOTE TO IRON MAN - Don't f*ck with the gods!
GO AHEAD - say it's photoshop... I freaking DARE you.
500th Motifake -
WELCOME TO HELL -
IT SAYS HERE THAT YOUR SON - has 13 Not Funny Enoughs and 4 Poor Grammar submissions May we talk to him?
SEGWAY INTO UHOH -
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