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New Demotivational Poster


OLD-SCHOOL -


TAGS: rolled up newspaper vs ipad poor spider
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

Sho - June 29, 2012, 2:43 pm
Qmao


DICK CLARK HAS DIED. - WE CAN NO LONGER RING IN THE NEW YEAR ... WELL PLAYED MAYANS, WELL PLAYED !


TAGS: new year dick clark mayans
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by MuddySoapfish

SteveFurlong - April 23, 2012, 10:14 pm
OMG, that was unexpected and funny.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 23, 2012, 8:28 pm
That’s hilarious!


MARRIAGE -


TAGS: beach newly wed couple
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

Gramaticus - October 8, 2011, 5:52 pm
"Someday son, half of all this will belong to your ex-wife!"
ArturiusMaxwell - August 30, 2011, 10:10 am
Awesome! Recently married but long time husband, I can safely say that its true enough!


ANNOUCEMENT - IKEA has announced it's intentions to sell cars. Some of us are going to be in deep shit. Battery not included!


TAGS: news retail problems
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 27, 2014, 12:42 am
Ok, you've got me reading and re-reading this poster...sorry don't get it. But then I've never been successful at anything IKEA has made. I usually can't even get the box open...teehee. Thanks for the comment. You new? Drop by the forum and enjoy!
ikjeft01 - May 26, 2014, 2:44 pm
"...announced it is intentions..." huh? seems like you have an extra character left over after assembling that sentence. :)
M0rd3kaI - October 14, 2012, 5:55 am
Pop this over at MotoFake please, 5L friggen-A
Iconoclast - September 26, 2012, 3:06 pm
Where are the directions?
ughomer - September 26, 2012, 1:42 pm
Gud 'un, MP!!


NEW DRINK -


TAGS: new drink osama bin laden
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by champ99

champ99 - May 6, 2011, 8:10 pm
Thanks guys! :)
Bull - May 6, 2011, 6:39 pm
HA!! 5L
Airman - May 6, 2011, 5:38 pm
lol


FACEBOOK NEWSFEED -


TAGS: facebook newsfeed
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

armymike30 - March 10, 2014, 11:26 am
you forgot political garbage...
Wesker133 - August 12, 2011, 12:33 pm
XD
forseti - August 10, 2011, 11:48 am
We all seem to have the same "friend5"
gas - August 10, 2011, 11:25 am
me gu5ta xD
M0rd3kaI - August 10, 2011, 6:38 am
Surprisingly that happens a lot :O lol
Verdeckt - August 10, 2011, 6:35 am
*Type5 witty comeback, decide they're not worth it. Deletes it*


NEWS ORGANIZATIONS - making sure you get nothing but the truth


TAGS: all the news that s fit
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by Airman

otakugiant - July 14, 2010, 11:58 am
someone needs to educate those people! after all, if theyre going to get kidnapped anyway, shouldnt they at least know what theyre using to keep them hostage?
GreyScorpion - February 22, 2010, 6:09 pm
5 Valiant Bangs :)
Jmac0585 - February 22, 2010, 6:06 pm
That's about right.


HOW MUCH WOOD -


TAGS: a new member to the endangered species list natural disaster
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

CherokeeChuck - February 20, 2013, 11:53 am
I think it's a beaver and not a woodchuck. Never the less the #1 cause ofr death for beavers is...you guessed it, FALLEN TREES! Gotta love it. 5L
matt28 - September 25, 2010, 7:03 pm
Timmy-chuck..
mattboy115 - September 25, 2010, 4:13 pm
Is that a rock or did he get his guts smashed out?
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 2:49 pm
cheers!
BoneCD - September 25, 2010, 2:46 pm
*cheers*
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 2:45 pm
LMAO!!!! What a perv!
BoneCD - September 25, 2010, 2:43 pm
If don't see a landing strip...It's a woodchuck
BoneCD - September 25, 2010, 2:40 pm
I didn't know we were talking about animals again
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 2:39 pm
I believe that one of them just commented on your poster, Bone
BoneCD - September 25, 2010, 2:37 pm
I've never meet a retarded beaver...just say'n
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 2:36 pm
Very good! I bet you're the envy of all the other kids around the See N Say! But that wouldn't work with the caption, would it? A little imagination and sense of humor works wonders, timmy.
fasteddie - September 25, 2010, 1:46 pm
that's a beaver....


Never saw it Coming -


TAGS: newspaper ipad oldtimer fly teenager
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Ism

calvin5040 - January 20, 2014, 2:56 pm
^know
calvin5040 - January 20, 2014, 2:55 pm
You who also never saw it coming? The parent that received the bill from the school for $499 to replace the I-pad they just broke.
GaryO - January 13, 2014, 7:13 pm
Geez Greeny, I knew this joke had been around, but didn’t know it was THAT old….I like this version too.
Greeny - January 13, 2014, 6:22 am
156460
Oldsod - January 11, 2014, 9:21 pm
Absolutely brilliant!
MissPriss - January 11, 2014, 11:01 am
Hey, an iPad works great, as long as it's someone elses.
kirill - January 11, 2014, 8:26 am
awesome. explains why teens make great customer service reps


DO YOU REALLY NEED... - To read the story?


TAGS: news headline pub snickers
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by Gamedoc

theman101101101 - November 6, 2012, 8:47 pm
Mabye that was not a sumo suit. SHE WANTED TO MAKE OUT WITH A SNICKERS TO EAT IT THEN HER GAY EX GIRFRIEND MADE OUT WITH THE SNICKERS BAR!! O_O


2015 -




ANONYMOUS - Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. Oscar Wilde


TAGS: mask v anonymous identity scientology oscar wilde quote legion rebelion foxnews
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by furniturestore

agdaniele - May 26, 2010, 9:00 pm
They are "Anonymous" - providing nobody anonymity but themselves... and although much good intent is shown, I'm not a fan of action without accountability; which is what this is. But, there are worse masked and hooded groups, so a tip of the hat to them.
Zealot - May 26, 2010, 7:23 pm
but a decent start to your motifaking
Zealot - May 26, 2010, 7:22 pm
Ah, the mask. the symbol of who they are. no one really knows who they just talked to, but they all say the same thing. 4/5, you shoulda titled it Anonymity for everyone to be able to get it


PUBLIC DRUNKENESS - Even after a few drinks, you can keep yourself heathy with new age treatments




HAPPY NEW YEAR - If you look like this New Years day then You must have had a good time!!!


TAGS: new years
Rating: 2.81/5

More motifakes by barry forton

barry forton - December 30, 2008, 12:33 pm
Drop one for me dude!!
Bob Chin - December 30, 2008, 10:00 am
Yeah Barry, if I awake to see myself lookin like Woody Woodpecker in Woody Woodpecker slippers, I'll Know the 'cid is still working.


MERRY CHRISTMAS -


TAGS: and happy new year
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Airman

Ookami85 - December 28, 2010, 12:28 am
I gotta say, this is adorable.
LordKraven - December 27, 2010, 5:37 pm
Well the parents petting is how they ended up with a child. It always starts with the heavy petting...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 27, 2010, 4:12 pm
"pet the parents" Ok....They might not be OK with that...JK!
LordKraven - December 27, 2010, 3:33 pm
pet not bet
LordKraven - December 27, 2010, 3:32 pm
bet the parents of this kid are the same people that spends $3,000 to bring in a bet phycologist to figure out why the dog is depressed
Sean - December 27, 2010, 3:08 pm
KID FINGERS nom nom nom
pzykosiz - December 25, 2010, 5:39 am
so cute. we better call the RSPCA
spacedog - December 24, 2010, 2:07 pm
Such a happy dog. 5L
Marlfox - December 23, 2010, 4:57 pm
5Ls I can't not laugh when I look at this picture.


J... E... T... S... - Just End The Stupidity!




LIFE - Don't take life too seriously You won't get out alive anyway




A NEW PARENT...SHHHHH -




1-2-3 - that's how elementary it's gonna be


TAGS: len barry new hobby
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Airman

mariand - October 23, 2012, 6:42 am
lol..yeah


MERRY CHRISTMAS - And a happy New Year to you and yours


TAGS: merry christmas happy new year
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Budog

spacedog - December 24, 2013, 2:10 pm
I'm going to wish everyone a merry Christmas on this most excellent poster. (The one I submitted went to the grown-up side.) Have a great one everybody!


IN NEW YORK CITY - one of these items is considered too dangerous for your health to be legal


TAGS: new york large soda ban
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by vilnius

ToonTaco - July 7, 2013, 10:14 am
Nothing wrong with cigarettes. Beer? Pass it! HOLY CRAP, HE HAS A SODA! Stop him!
CloudchaserS - September 14, 2012, 10:27 am
Typical nanny state liberals, thinking that grown adults are incapable of deciding for themselves what they should and shouldn't consume. I remember when NJ tried to ban restaurants from serving fried eggs with runny yolks.


My Lord... -




MEDIA -


TAGS: news media latest digital news
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

gas - August 19, 2011, 1:44 pm
always look on the bright 5ide!


hajj stampede -




SAME SONG - different day


TAGS: trapped groundhog day syndrome news
Rating: 4.98/5

More motifakes by Airman

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 27, 2013, 12:49 pm
Great visual that really brings out the point. 5L + faved.
sniperslayer95 - July 14, 2011, 6:35 pm
well that may be the most true thing ive everseen


RECRUITING - I find your lack of faith in the effectiveness of baked goods disturbing




SMART CARS - Now available in awesome!


TAGS: car smart car off road truck cool new
Rating: 2.87/5

More motifakes by Scott

aPauling - September 8, 2008, 3:19 pm
Anything that would tip when making a turn at 30 MPH can't be considered awesome.... unless it has big guns attached to it, like an AT-AT.
Ernie - September 6, 2008, 4:09 pm
I'm not sure I'd use the word "awesome". "Ridiculous"? Sure.


LADY LIBERTY & LADY JUSTICE - Have a true reason to celebrate liberty, equality and justice in New York today.


TAGS: libert justice celebrate new york
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by Budog

Krissie - June 28, 2011, 2:24 am
Favorited...as well as a vote for the t-shirt. Marriage SHOULD be for EVERYONE! 5l'S...PERFECT!


OLD PROS -


TAGS: old dogs and new tricks crankyhead
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by crankyhead

crankyhead - October 1, 2010, 9:42 pm
Tanks Feas, just feeling inspired. =)
Feasibly - October 1, 2010, 9:25 pm
Nice one Cranky, you're on a roll tonight.


HAPPY NEW YEAR! -


TAGS: bacchus baby new year live laugh drink recycle
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Current Resident - January 3, 2010, 4:29 pm
Ha! Great picture. That's funny. 5L
Bartimaeus - January 1, 2010, 3:23 am
Thanks, Sick, I'm glad you like it. Hopefully, you see the message behind it. Always recycle. lol
sickartist - December 31, 2009, 6:41 pm
Okay you made me LOL 5L's


RIFLES - The new generation of toys.


TAGS: hello kitty assault rifle gun shoot pew bullets hurt harm lol funny cat new generation of toys the
Rating: 2.41/5

More motifakes by bob

Octopus_Soup - July 26, 2009, 1:00 pm
Epic win.


HAVE A SEAT -




BEATLES KILLING TREES - So that was their plan all along.


TAGS: beatles trees beetles killing trees news
Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by Eric M. (Mooey)

DV8 - June 27, 2009, 11:13 am
Haha, I'm pretty sure that's exactly what they were singing
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 6, 2008, 6:29 pm
I always knew they were really singing "Goo Goo gajoob, I hate oaks and larches"


EX WIFE VISIT -


TAGS: exwife new ride
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Airman

NotoriousGIL - May 11, 2011, 3:00 pm
5weet
Produceman117 - May 11, 2011, 8:37 am
Airwoman. 5.


CORPORATE -


TAGS: life time politic corporation control mind power future new slave
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by giulio

Treehodger - February 4, 2010, 4:11 pm
Should I ever make the mistake of getting married, I am wearing that on the day. 5 lynched lions.


HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! - May the coming year be as bountiful for you as this one was for Death, Grim [email protected], and... Hey, who's the new guy?


TAGS: crap is it time to buy a new calendar already assignment for december 31 the new year
Rating: 3.45/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

Avenlanzer - December 21, 2010, 4:36 am
Death, Grim Reaper and Thanatos
DonTarsin - July 28, 2010, 1:57 pm
My dear friends.
Treehodger - January 20, 2010, 8:34 am
Almost seems like "The Tall Men". Something taken out of the Christan Bible. Much like how Lilith was. The Tall Men are said to decide who dies when, where, and how. : / You find them in... "Other" bibles.


NINJA FACEPALM - Do you think they saw me ?




BLUSH -


TAGS: blade twilight new moon
Rating: 2.57/5

More motifakes by Kero

TWOEDGE - November 17, 2011, 11:32 am
yeah Blade likes to kills he’s pixy dust vampires before breakfast
agdaniele - June 30, 2010, 8:15 am
Seen it.


EDUCATION - has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading.


TAGS: education reading newspaper sunny
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by SunnyDay

RandomPixilator - December 21, 2010, 12:27 am
Hence we have Facebook, or tabloids
SunnyDay - December 20, 2010, 7:33 pm
thanks
foresti - December 20, 2010, 6:38 pm
great! 5L + fav!


NEW ZEALAND -


TAGS: aussie bait new zealand west island
Rating: 3.78/5

More motifakes by Chopperliscious

redsfan - October 25, 2009, 8:21 pm
as an aussie, i like it......
Derek - October 20, 2009, 7:54 pm
Far fewer of us on Easter Island
Chopperliscious - June 23, 2009, 11:21 am
:-) Feel the Love.
Hendo - June 21, 2009, 11:52 pm
Scary fact: for every 10 New Zealander alive on the planet, one lives in Australia. NZ must suck!
Chopperliscious - June 21, 2009, 8:47 am
:-) x0x
ethereal_joy - June 15, 2009, 10:37 pm
you fucking wish, ass face! get something original to bitch and moan about


THE BIG TIME -


TAGS: drama llama new york broadway
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - July 31, 2012, 7:13 pm
Not the first, and probably not the last, but such is the Internet.
rerun - July 30, 2012, 8:51 pm

I think I know a forum thread this could apply to.


ITS A NEW YEAR -


TAGS: new year right thing motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.87/5

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Ed-Hyde - December 30, 2009, 2:25 pm
Ohhh, THIRTEEN loops! thanks for the reminder Ron!


PLANS FOR THE NEW YEAR -


TAGS: new year
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by steve1961

mizzdizz - January 2, 2015, 6:19 am
Cringeworthy awesomeness! I think you might here the dulcet tones in the distance of a similar activity in my neighborhood... 5 L
GaryO - January 1, 2015, 11:34 am
Shyt, steve. Yer knockin' it outta the park!


POLITICAL CARTOONS - Somehow, this gives you better information than all twelve years of FOX News Channel put together.


TAGS: fox news politics liberal conservative
Rating: 2.75/5

More motifakes by Kevin

WTFO - January 21, 2009, 11:59 pm
Not only is targeting 1 person no fun, but its not cost effective either. Them damn bombs are expensive. BTW, why is anyone still responding to barockeva? He makes Timmy sound like Einstein. TIMMY!
LogicDude - January 21, 2009, 8:52 am
Ever hear of "Chicago Rules"...you put one of ours in a hospital, we put one of yours in the morgue? Only we decided just one wasn't enough. Besides, targeting 1 person with a JDAM isn't any fun.
Sauce? - January 20, 2009, 6:35 pm
and if Muslims would stop coming over blowing up Christians we wouldn't have to come over to blow up Muslims.
barockeva - January 20, 2009, 6:04 pm
Well if christians would stop invading musilm land, muslims would quit blowing them up.
LogicDude - January 11, 2009, 2:52 pm
If the Muslims would stop blowing up Christians and just blow up each other...you'd be right!
barockeva - January 11, 2009, 2:25 pm
Well if the christian conservatives would quit waging holy wars against the muslims we wouldn't need a huge military.
Anonymous - November 26, 2008, 3:50 pm
Clinton/Gore ran on a platform of less government. They downsized the federal gov't by cutting the military almost in half. There's your $200 billion and then some. And then Slick Willy blames Bush for our troops being spread too thin in the GWOT. Amazi
TyKo - November 2, 2008, 1:38 am
Hey dude! Democrats only had the control over congress for a couple of years of Bush's (THE REPUBLICAN, ITS TRUE YOU CAN'T IGNOR THAT) term. But LogicDude has a point. You know since congress has been the one spending a shit load of cash in iraq.
LogicDude - September 30, 2008, 3:46 pm
And in the current fiscal crisis we have a *GASP* Democrat Congress! "Dude" nailed it!
jerome - September 27, 2008, 8:54 pm
good mtifake kevin!
db - September 27, 2008, 8:48 pm
hahahah "dude" completely raped sauced your moti
KM - September 20, 2008, 8:24 am
American politics - if something goes right, the president can be thanked, if something goes wrong, whoever controlled congress can be blamed, and vice-versa depending on whether you're a Democrat or Republican.
ROTFLMAO - August 9, 2008, 5:05 am
Just make sure to wear your tinfoil hat whenever you go outside, "Dude".
Regardless.... - August 7, 2008, 7:59 pm
Fox Sucks
Dude - August 7, 2008, 2:45 am
Democrat congress, Democrat Congress, Republican Congress, Democrat Congress . . .


OH NO NOT AGAIN. - "Oh no, not again," is what flashed through the mind of Douglas Adams who had suddenly been called into existence several miles above the surface of an alien planet.


TAGS: if we knew exactly why douglas adams had thought oh no not again we would know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we currently do
Rating: 2.47/5

More motifakes by whatukno

Derek - November 16, 2009, 3:31 pm
A whale of a tale :})
Ed-Hyde - November 16, 2009, 8:55 am
Someone has been reading again. Now put the five book trilogy down slowly. That's right, here's a cup of tea and a towel.


NEW WORLD ORDER CONSPIRACY THEORISTS - Because the old world order kicked ass.




BRUCE AND THE DEVIL - I Like the FAT GUY on the LEFT!




HAPPY NEW YEAR -


TAGS: new year resolution commi3
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Greeny

maoworks2 - January 2, 2012, 6:25 pm
Me Three !
Sho - January 1, 2012, 1:18 am
5LoL
the1stCOMMI3 - January 1, 2012, 12:49 am
Challenge accepted


MEXICANS ON RAPTORS - crossing the border when they damn well please


TAGS: new immigration laws
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by Airman

Kmonet - March 23, 2011, 12:23 am
Every time and....whenever they damn well please is right.
agdaniele - March 22, 2011, 9:51 pm
Lots of room up there. I was surprised the first time I "donated" a copy of Atlas Shrugged.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 22, 2011, 9:42 pm
I read...and then I roll every page into a tube and "recycle" them.
agdaniele - March 22, 2011, 9:31 pm
Mooooo is trying, but he's busy turning books into kindling.
agdaniele - March 22, 2011, 9:30 pm
Nobody here reads.
greenknight - March 22, 2011, 9:29 pm
Someone reads Dr. McNinja!


TWILIGHT - Yeah, That's More Like It


TAGS: twilight edward jacob new moon gay
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by jerome

aesop's folly - December 4, 2009, 9:08 pm
i took 1 of those online "r u edward or jake" quizes, and it got me, i don't wanna be a fag-vamp, i got werewolf
Zed - December 4, 2009, 1:50 pm
So what's the problem? Next time you see some idiot teenager reaching for one of these books in Wal-Mart, grab it and beat them to death with it.
Treehodger - December 4, 2009, 11:54 am
I am an American and I agree 110% with the user below, strangely enough named "Me_". American's today have lost quite a lot of morals, values, and rights in place of wimpy "Tween" attitudes. Kudos Me_, and 5L for this epic MotiFake.
Me_ - December 4, 2009, 11:31 am
The pussification of the US has even reached the vampires. The Nosferatu are rolling in their graves waiting for the sun to go down.
Zed - December 4, 2009, 8:30 am
Twilight: Mormon religious propaganda badly disguised as a vampire story. VERY BADLY.


BREAKING NEWS - Gang of Virgins terrorize City Centre.




SIGN LANGUAGE -


TAGS: sign language for most of the new posters
Rating: 3.24/5

More motifakes by ronsart

WTFO - January 24, 2009, 5:19 pm
Ron, you forgot to add the sign for "over".


US GOVERNMENT'S NEW LOGO -


TAGS: us goverment s new logo
Rating: 3.12/5

More motifakes by culos

djl4570 - April 4, 2009, 1:53 pm
The first time I saw this it was about Nixon and even then it had been recycled from the Roosevelt era.
_ - December 16, 2008, 9:44 am
FAIL


POLITICAL CORRECTNESS - Empowering women with more executive clout than the Patriot Act


TAGS: feminism political correctness new world order
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by Chopperliscious

funnyman37 - November 16, 2009, 4:40 pm
THEY BEST ALL BE THERE TO MAKE ME SOME GODDAMNED SAMMICHES!
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 4:22 pm
Those fire hoses would break my neck and hurt my feelings.
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 4:20 pm
Yep
Sean - October 31, 2009, 4:19 pm
home in time for dinner.
Sean - October 31, 2009, 4:19 pm
Political Correctness appeals to the kind of person who secretly wishes they can take a ride in a time machine back to a Civil Rights march, so that they could participate -- but only if the weather was warm, the police restrained, and they could be ...
Zed - October 28, 2009, 12:52 am
I could do without either one, to be honest.
Chopperliscious - October 28, 2009, 12:47 am
I concede that the Patriot was as much as a draconian measure on behalf of the conservatives as Political Correctness was on behalf of the socialist left. The one thing they have in common is that they were both bloodless coups.
Sean - October 27, 2009, 10:20 pm
Nice of you to unintentionally concede that the Patriot Act is a draconian measure. As in the measure of all things Draconian. Ha.
LogicDude - October 26, 2009, 4:55 pm
Why would you cook your woman FFS!?
abc123 - October 26, 2009, 12:37 pm
freaking women, they are only 3 good uses for them, cooking and f$$cking and raising kids. no more no less.
Kaldirris - October 26, 2009, 10:16 am
haha - reminds me of the old joke: Q: How many militant feminists does it take to change a light bulb? A: 10. 1 to change the bulb, 1 to hold the ladder for safety, and 8 to be on the lookout for potential rapists.
bill - October 24, 2009, 12:56 pm
sadly enough, this shit is all true
John R - October 24, 2009, 7:00 am
it's funny, BECAUSE it's true
Chopperliscious - October 23, 2009, 10:34 pm
The first three Fives are appreciated. The other two low scores came from the Womens Studies faculty 101. Thanks a lot my cholestrally challenged sisters!


OBVIOUSNESS - Some people just can't resist it.




THOSE WACKY ASIANS - They'll eat anything!


TAGS: new meaning to hot dog
Rating: 3.08/5

More motifakes by Skeeter11766

LogicDude - December 14, 2009, 4:40 pm
I said I wanted you to suck on my DONG not my DOG...dammit!


HUBRIS -


TAGS: star wars a new hope
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

spacedog - July 19, 2010, 6:43 pm
Very nice. 5L
Faceplant31 - July 19, 2010, 6:09 pm
Good one capn!


HAPPY 2011..!! - Best Wishes To You All... May Your Creative Juices Flow... And Cubby's Search Engines Never Slow...




OSCAR - he's only a Grouch because some blue guy keeps eating his cookies




BESTIALITY OR NECROPHILIA? - Which team are you on?


TAGS: twilight edward jacob new moon
Rating: 2.63/5

More motifakes by Blackmoon845

javalord32 - June 28, 2010, 11:04 am
im on team van helsing
Anonymous2 - June 27, 2010, 2:48 pm
I'm on Team Twilight Is Stupid.
agdaniele - June 27, 2010, 1:22 am
I'm on team beastiality... aka: 1 man, 1 lion.


LOVE -




FRESHEN UP! -


TAGS: yesterday dy2012 new day
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by dy2012

dy2012 - April 25, 2012, 1:38 am
thanks RL.I already posted it
Reality Lord - April 24, 2012, 8:02 pm

amsome pic. please submit this to moti-twist


AMSTERDAM - This is why it's so much better than New York




back door -


TAGS: tv news
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Sho

thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 28, 2013, 4:45 pm
My wife and I laughed 5o hard, we nearly peed ourselves. X-D 5L + faved.
5150monkeylove - August 3, 2013, 1:04 pm
Sho must be the illegitimate spawn of Stephen King. 5L
CloudchaserS - August 2, 2013, 11:09 am
5L for clever writing!
Zetmonk - August 2, 2013, 10:57 am
Oi, clever angle!
GaryO - August 2, 2013, 8:25 am
Now THIS....is good....really, really good.


THE END OF THE WORLD -


TAGS: new years beware live life
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by autumnspirit

Chompers - January 2, 2011, 1:28 am
I may have posted in the forums a few times
autumnspirit - January 2, 2011, 1:26 am
Idk... lol don't know you, but you look suspiciously familiar hehe
5150monkeylove - January 2, 2011, 1:25 am
2012... When Chompers gets loose.
Chompers - January 2, 2011, 1:23 am
Oh, is this for me? Thank you very much.


NEWSPAPER DRESS -


TAGS: newspaper dress date wrong read
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by almarpa

almarpa - August 21, 2010, 4:42 pm
Thank you folks. I am trying to improve although is dificult
spacedog - August 20, 2010, 6:05 pm
Good one almarpa. 5L (no I'm just reading the b00bs... I mean news.)
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 10:33 am
Beautiful! Now this is a damn good and funny fake! 5L alpaca


NEW YORK SODA BAN - This just in... New Yorkers too stupid to make their own decisions.


TAGS: government law stupid new york
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by alanp1

falloutghoul - September 14, 2012, 8:45 pm
Because we won't take responsibility for our own health.
Bolverk3778 - September 14, 2012, 6:59 am
WHY???????


YOU'LL ALWAYS HAVE A SPECIAL PLACE - in my heart . Now that place has padded walls, bars on the doors and windows. Oh, I have the only key!




ALCOHOLISM - Because even in this economy, someone will buy you a drink.




BREAKING NEWS - Sometimes you need see it to believe


TAGS: clon cannabis new york drugs
Rating: 2.65/5

More motifakes by clon

LegendInMyOwnPants - October 30, 2008, 7:10 am
Pretty easy photoshop job.


NEW DADS - It takes a while to train them




WHAT GOES UP MUST COME DOWN -




BREAKING NEWS - Authorities have learned the identity of the last person with Whitney Houston the night of her death .




RICHARD GERES HAMSTER -


TAGS: richard gere hamster sad new died
Rating: 3.52/5

More motifakes by ronsart

agdaniele - September 24, 2009, 7:54 pm
Everyone knows to poke breathing holes in the condom!!!
BoneCD - September 24, 2009, 6:36 pm
LMAO...insphincteration I do believe


THE TEA PARTY - Are part of the NEW WORLD ORDER




GALILEO GALILEI - Thinks Newton should suck it


TAGS: go suck it isaac newton
Rating: 2.63/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

Derek - February 17, 2010, 3:25 am
..because he knows Newton will be born the year after he dies.


SAINTS - New Orleans Saints 2009/2010 Super Bowl winner


TAGS: new orleans saints
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by kokotzena

Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 8, 2010, 4:04 am
Classic Batman reference FTW!...........Adam West is so happy right now.
Produceman117 - February 8, 2010, 4:00 am
It looks like one of those comic book-like "ZZZAAAAP!" speech bubbles is coming out of the top of his weird-looking bulge. But instead of saying "ZZZAAAAP!," it just contains the retarded look on his face instead. Which actually kinda works.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 8, 2010, 3:56 am
You should have been chasing tail.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 8, 2010, 3:55 am
You were 10 when that game was popular.
Produceman117 - February 8, 2010, 3:55 am
Nostalgia, Moo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 8, 2010, 3:52 am
What's up with the Mortal Combat fetish Veg?
Produceman117 - February 8, 2010, 3:51 am
True...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 8, 2010, 3:47 am
They're both pretty Gay.......
Produceman117 - February 8, 2010, 3:42 am
Absolutely nothing.
TheGoat - February 7, 2010, 11:32 pm
Maybe I'm a bit thick but what's the connection between Dustin Rhodes (aka Golddust) of the WWE and the New Orleans Saints?
phydeaux - February 7, 2010, 11:27 pm
1L for WTF is this crap...and 1L for whoever approved it...
DreMagnum - February 7, 2010, 10:45 pm
Why was this approved?
Radio - February 7, 2010, 10:43 pm
You went straight from the tv to post this on motifake didnt you?


DOING IT RIGHT -


TAGS: newspaper thief murder she wrote
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by Airman

Iconoclast - July 8, 2011, 10:20 pm
Maybe .... just maybe ..... your newspaper isn't being stolen. Maybe you forgot to send in the check to renew your subscription. Great poster, anyway.


MY DAUGHTER -


TAGS: wife bambi newborn shoot
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Bruzilla

Oiler - January 2, 2013, 9:50 pm
Have not been hanging around here for long...but your posts make me laugh. Good Stuff
holymoly - May 7, 2012, 12:20 pm
first laugh of the day. Thanks Bruzilla.. funny sh*t
Reality Lord - May 6, 2012, 8:07 pm

please, let me know if it works. i should have thought of that.


ANOTHER WAY MEN ARE DIFFERENT FROM WOMEN - Women like to recycle where as men prefer to buy new


TAGS: woman recycle new
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by bassman007

DonPandon - May 19, 2011, 10:54 am
Recycling has limited uses...
forseti - May 19, 2011, 4:21 am
aawww... I'd recycle her once or twice...


NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION - Remember to put "2012" and not "2011" on every place I write the date on


TAGS: pen date new year resolution
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by Sho

Zetmonk - January 3, 2012, 6:50 am
Already failed at this resolution 4 times today. Bleh.
TheSanityInspector - January 2, 2012, 11:30 pm
So glad I don't write many checks anymore.


CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW -


TAGS: when did shiver me timbers become a pick up line raising mast walking the plank all have new and disturbing meanings
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

TED - March 19, 2010, 3:20 pm
WELL, you are wearing mascara!?


THE HOLY GRAIL - FOUND IT!




CAPTAIN KATHRYN JANEWAY - Was never the same after "meeting" her hero... James Tiberius Kirk




K-9 NARCS - I swear, Officer, that weed's not mine! The bitch set me up! (It's always the ones you least suspect.)


TAGS: new yorkie undercover
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

Chopperliscious - September 1, 2009, 4:29 am
Some nice looking buds he's got there!
CANADA - August 31, 2009, 10:52 am
best retriever EVER!


WATERSHIP DOWN 2 - The untold story: After the carnage!




INCOMPETENCE - "The erection of the new statue, I thought you said take a picture of the.... forget it..."




RESOLUTE -


TAGS: new years resolutions dog
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by spacedog

tellitlikeitis - January 22, 2011, 10:55 pm
This is fantastic! I love the dog. And I absolutely miss my 2 doggies (sorry, had to say that). 5 L's for you!
5150monkeylove - January 20, 2011, 6:38 pm
I will not besmirch this perfect fake with trying to be funny. PERFECTION/5L
Faceplant31 - January 20, 2011, 6:35 pm
Nice one space, where have you been lately?


MARKETING -


TAGS: looking for new customers
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

fasteddie - July 24, 2010, 3:49 pm
that's some funny ass shit......


A DOUCHE - The correct answer to: What is a guy with a maori tattoo who is clearly not a maori


TAGS: new zealand white guys idiot
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by caveman

caveman - July 4, 2011, 8:59 am
Well i did post it on there, but it was a couple hours after this particular one
440wakeup - July 4, 2011, 6:47 am
It automatically posted there, I was checking on my douche uploads and this was th frontpage, i saw it on that site first.
caveman - July 3, 2011, 11:23 am
Oh yeah, guess i didn't even realise
rerun - July 3, 2011, 11:09 am

you could post the pic to another site as well.


ALIENS -


TAGS: why do they do it i bet overlord douchebag knew
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

agdaniele - May 8, 2010, 1:51 pm
To you, or FOR you? Wait... that's not what I meant.
GreyScorpion - May 8, 2010, 1:48 pm
prison will do that to you
agdaniele - May 8, 2010, 1:38 pm
When trying to figure out how to enslave an entire race... one must get all the info available on the rectum. Anal sex has been known to enslave many a man.
pieman - May 8, 2010, 10:50 am
Cap FTW! You never know. It is just sh*t to us but but it could be diamonds to them. 5 solid gold lions.


NEW MEXICO - Like regluar Mexico, but with more UFOs


TAGS: the new mexico
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by crackers411

forseti - June 30, 2011, 3:03 am
variant spelling is not regluar! :P


BROADS -




BIG BARDA - Mr. Miracle is one lucky sonavabitch!




NOTE TO IRON MAN - Don't f*ck with the gods!




GO AHEAD - say it's photoshop... I freaking DARE you.


TAGS: photoshop fig newton
Rating: 1.78/5

More motifakes by Kevin

Claire - November 13, 2009, 6:23 pm
I was thinking more along the lines of the digestive tract, but that works, too.
Zed - October 11, 2009, 1:04 am
Launched through the air via slingshot?
Claire - October 11, 2009, 1:02 am
Who is OCD enough to care about one sideways Fig Newton? Honestly, they all end up in the same place...
Oz - June 29, 2009, 5:07 pm
It's a photoshop , lol XD
MO - May 7, 2009, 3:15 am
Jinga master you are....muummmmm!!! Mine! Mine!! Nom nom ummmmmmmmm. urrrp!!
Silvermist - April 26, 2009, 6:34 pm
Who cares... FIG NEWTONS! yum!
Your mom - March 31, 2009, 6:41 pm
Yeah... they are manufactured like that to keep an accurate count. Go look in any other package. Same thing. Idiot.
the tr00per - February 16, 2009, 12:03 am
lol manufacturing fail!
Danny - February 11, 2009, 3:58 pm
No way this is photoshopped! ...it's clearly MS Paint.
TyKo - November 8, 2008, 12:41 am
Thou tempest me with photo shop diss's. Have at you!
dF - November 7, 2008, 12:07 am
VVV great call
KING - October 29, 2008, 1:08 pm
if you're going to photoshop stuff, at least make it believable
SGT P - October 18, 2008, 12:09 am
Damn. Now I'm hungry.
Porcelina - October 17, 2008, 6:27 pm
Will a ''This is fucking gay'' suffice?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 17, 2008, 5:31 pm
You know, that there's a rare "lucky" newton. You have to make a wish on it before you eat it.
eric - October 17, 2008, 12:50 pm
14 Fig Newtons facing the wrong way in only one package? Wow! What are the odds of that?
eric - October 17, 2008, 12:50 pm
14 Fig Newtons facing the wrong way in only one package? Wow! What are the odds of that?
energy - October 14, 2008, 10:08 am
a sideways fig newton is not worthy of caring about
Shtoink - October 14, 2008, 1:29 am
mmmmm fig newtons!
Overlord Douchebag - October 14, 2008, 1:10 am
You dare me, huh? Ok, it's a Photoshop.


500th Motifake -


TAGS: poster new york subway big deal
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 14, 2013, 4:16 am
Thanks, Gary. Glad you liked it.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 14, 2013, 4:15 am
Thank you.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 14, 2013, 4:15 am
Sweet! Discount! :-D
GaryO - December 13, 2013, 8:21 pm
Man, cynic, that IS a milestone…and a 4.4 avg! (handshake, back pat). Now please take those to the bank and cash ‘em in. Let me know how that works out. I’m right behind ya. Serious, cheers fellow Motifaker. 5 Ls for the D
Greeny - December 13, 2013, 7:36 pm
Take the money
MissPriss - December 13, 2013, 2:57 pm
Once you're over the 500 mark you only need $1.50 cuz you can now use the seniors' discount.


WELCOME TO HELL -




IT SAYS HERE THAT YOUR SON - has 13 Not Funny Enoughs and 4 Poor Grammar submissions May we talk to him?


TAGS: a new step
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Airman

agdaniele - April 9, 2010, 7:47 pm
LMAO! Shaddup you!
TheTrashHeap - April 9, 2010, 7:43 pm
Way to clarify Aggy!
agdaniele - April 9, 2010, 7:41 pm
(grammer and spelling)
agdaniele - April 9, 2010, 7:40 pm
Airman - 5L's from a closet nazi sympathizer!
agdaniele - April 9, 2010, 7:40 pm
Forseti, stfu.
spacedog - April 9, 2010, 7:35 pm
That is awesome. 5Ls.
forseti - April 9, 2010, 1:39 pm
not every uniform is a nazi-uniform, dork!
Dude 4515 - April 9, 2010, 1:14 pm
oh dear. Airman called out the motiNAZIs, and now they're calling HIM out.
GreyScorpion - April 9, 2010, 12:31 pm
Airman FTFW!!! 5L...now, have a seat over there
R.S.Jake - April 9, 2010, 12:10 pm
Love it! 5L!


SEGWAY INTO UHOH -


TAGS: poster evolution newton motion law
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Greeny

the1stCOMMI3 - June 25, 2012, 3:11 pm
they see me rollin' they jealous


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